Saudi Arabian Sculptor Imprisoned for Insulting King Salman

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By Gidon Ben-Zvi (writing as Cliff Magnum for The Israeli Daily) A noted artist has been locked up in Saudi Arabia’s notorious Al-Ha’ir Prison after unveiling a large, bronze and generally unflattering sculpture of the country’s ruler right in the middle of downtown Riyadh. “I was on my way to Chop Chop Square to watch […]

Iran Suspected of Hacking into CIA Website and Planting Funny Computer Virus

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By Gidon Ben-Zvi (writing as Cliff Magnum for The Israeli Daily)   Cybercriminals from the Islamic Republic of Iran have allegedly stolen tens of thousands of documents related to the country’s nuclear weapons capabilities from the Central Intelligence Agency. Even more disturbing, the computer pirates wanted the United States to know that its security had been […]

A Killing Kind of Love: Obama’s Iron Dome Ruse

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By Harry Ben-Zvi and Gidon Ben-Zvi Summer is nearly upon us. In Israel, this is traditionally a time for blasting the AC, heading to the beach…and rocket fire from Gaza. On Monday, the IDF deployed an Iron Dome anti-missile battery beside the southern Israeli city of Beersheba, in response to multiple rocket salvos that had […]

American Firm to Supply Iran with 500,000 Baseball Bats Once Sanctions Removed

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    By Gidon Ben-Zvi (writing as ‘Cliff Magnum‘ for The Israeli Daily) The Illinois-based Wilson Sporting Goods Company has reportedly inked a deal with Tehran to sell half a million Louisville Slugger baseball bats if sanctions against the Islamic Republic of Iran are dismantled. “We had no idea that Iranian government officials are such big […]

Assad Takes Break from Syrian Civil War to Attend Paul McCartney Concert

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    By Gidon Ben-Zvi (writing as Cliff Magnum for The Israeli Daily) As Syria continues it’s rapid unraveling, President Bashar al-Assad was reportedly seen dancing the night away among 20,000 aging baby boomers at the Paul McCartney concert in London last weekend. “Maybe I’m amazed I’ve managed to stay in power this long,” Assad was […]

New Poll: 80% of Palestinian Men are Attracted to Israeli Women

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By Gidon Ben-Zvi (writing as Cliff Magnum) Indicating a seismic shift in public opinion from just six months ago, a poll conducted by the Palestinian Center for Policy and Survey Research (PSR) in the West Bank and Gaza Strip revealed that close to 80% of Palestinian men want to have sex with at least one […]

After Being Stood up by Saudi King, Obama Goes on Epic Drinking Binge

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  By Gidon Ben-Zvi (writing as ‘Cliff Magnum‘) Stunned by the news that Saudi King Salman had refused his invitation to attend a landmark summit, President Barack Obama reportedly spent Saturday night crawling from pub to pub across Washington, D.C. “It’s my party and I’ll cry if I want to!” Obama shrieked before chugging down […]