Dozens of Women Accuse ISIS Leader of Respectful Treatment

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                                                          By Gidon Ben-Zvi (writing as ‘Cliff Magnum’ for ‘The Mideast Beast’) The world’s most powerful Jihadist, Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi, is engulfed in a firestorm of controversy […]

Massive Addition to John Kerry’s Home Built to Store Expected Nobel Peace Prize

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US Secretary of State John Kerry is so confident of winning the 2015 Nobel Peace Prize that he has broken ground on a dramatic expansion of his stylish Beacon Hill property. “The award will be hermetically sealed and kept in an underground aquarium the size of 20 Olympic-size swimming pools. Mr. Kerry asked me to […]

Report: Syrian Government Quits Social Media

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By Gidon Ben-Zvi (writing as ‘Cliff Magnum’) for The Israeli Daily Syrian President Bashar al-Assad has cancelled Syria’s membership on Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, Pinterest, and all other social media networking sites. “We’re dead, baby. Our funeral will be bigger than Princess Diana’s. We’ve booked Elton John and George Michael, who will be duetting ‘Don’t Let The […]

George Clooney Files for Divorce, Flies Off to Join Kurdish Resistance Movement in Syria

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By Gidon Ben-Zvi (writing as ‘Cliff Magnum‘) for The Israeli Daily.   George Clooney has parted from leggy, Lebanese-born human rights attorney Amal Alamuddin, and joined the ragtag band of Kurdish fighters resisting ISIS on the Turkish-Syrian border. “I thought Amal would use her connections to help me become President of the United States. Instead, […]

Saudi Arabian Sculptor Imprisoned for Insulting King Salman

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By Gidon Ben-Zvi (writing as Cliff Magnum for The Israeli Daily) A noted artist has been locked up in Saudi Arabia’s notorious Al-Ha’ir Prison after unveiling a large, bronze and generally unflattering sculpture of the country’s ruler right in the middle of downtown Riyadh. “I was on my way to Chop Chop Square to watch […]

Iran Suspected of Hacking into CIA Website and Planting Funny Computer Virus

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By Gidon Ben-Zvi (writing as Cliff Magnum for The Israeli Daily)   Cybercriminals from the Islamic Republic of Iran have allegedly stolen tens of thousands of documents related to the country’s nuclear weapons capabilities from the Central Intelligence Agency. Even more disturbing, the computer pirates wanted the United States to know that its security had been […]

A Killing Kind of Love: Obama’s Iron Dome Ruse

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By Harry Ben-Zvi and Gidon Ben-Zvi Summer is nearly upon us. In Israel, this is traditionally a time for blasting the AC, heading to the beach…and rocket fire from Gaza. On Monday, the IDF deployed an Iron Dome anti-missile battery beside the southern Israeli city of Beersheba, in response to multiple rocket salvos that had […]