Just in time for the holiday season, President Barack Obama has decided to put his greatest policy hits to music.
The album, titled POTUS 44, will feature a wide array of remastered classics, produced by singer-songwriter, rapper and fashion designer Pherrall.
The anticipated release date of this perfect stocking stuffer is sometime in early December.
Album tracks include:
1) Aquarius/Let the Sun Shine in
(Celebration of ObamaCare)
2) Higher (Creed)
(Rockin’ ride towards the debt ceiling and beyond)
3) It Ain’t Me Babe (Bob Dylan)
(Reflections on a government shutdown)
4) Somebody’s Watching Me (Rockwell)
(Anthem to an NSA scandal)
5) Taxman (Beatles)
(Aria comprised of your dollars and my sense)
6) Lyin’ Eyes (The Eagles)
(Benghazi ballad in plain D)
7) Daydream (Lovin’ Spoonful)
(Ode to the Arab Spring)
8) Blurred Lines (Robin Thicke)
(Rhapsody in red)
9) 99 Red Balloons (Nena)
(Duet with Hassan Rouhani)
10) Run around Sue (Dion)
(Tribute to Israel)