Very much inspired and mostly written by Harry Ben-Zvi…

After negotiating a secret nuclear pact with Iran, securing an agreement to supply besieged Syrian leader Bashar al-Assad with advanced weaponry and negotiating with the current Egyptian military regime to sell Cairo advanced ballistic missile technology, the Great Red Hope – Vladimir Putin – has offered to save US President Barack Obama’s signature legislation: Obamacare.

President Putin has offered to parachute specialists seasoned by decades of socialized medicine to be deployed as Obamacare call center employees, there to man the phone lines and provide technical support to US citizens who are grappling with the troubled new government-run healthcare website.

A fleet of state of the art ambulances (circa 1964), last used in 1986’s Chernobyl cleanup, have been scrubbed down and reissued for service to help squire millions of newly insured Americans to the nearest emergency room.

To make sense out of the apparent contradictions between Obama’s sweeping generalizations and a growing list of individual experiences, millions of American men and women will have free and total access to the sage advice of Russia’s greatest legal mind, whose speciality just so happens to be health law. The acclaimed jurist is best known for having engineered Vladimir’s divorce from his wife of 30 years, Lyudmila ‘Sparkles’ Putin.

With the timely assistance of President Putin, an invigorated Obama White House team has stopped playing defense on Obamacare…

…Game on!